Lena called the airlines information desk and inquired, "How long does it take to fly from Minneapolis to Fargo? "Just a minute," said the busy clerk. "Vell, said Lena, "if it has to go dat fast, I tink Ill just take da bus."
The judge had just awarded a divorce to Lena, who had charged non-support. He said to Ole, "I have decided to give your wife $400 a month for support." "Vell, dat's fine, Judge," said Ole. "And vunce in a while I'll try to chip in a few bucks myself."
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- you only serve Jell-O in the proper liturgical color for the season.
- you didn't know chow mein noodles were a Chinese food.
- when someone mentions red and green (in terms of Christmas), you immediately think of a battle over hymnals.
- during the entire service you hold your hymnal open but never look down at it.
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